Thursday, June 30, 2005

On Whiskey, Games, and Music

Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you didn’t have to click to go someplace. You know, just don’t click it. This only takes a second to figure out and I can’t wait to see more of this on the web.

George and Tony are taking it to the Gay Bar. No, not graphic just a cute sing along.

Most excellent Batman flash game!

For my friends who are into music and sound, I found this link to a car stereo that uses tubes. How sweet is that?

In that same note, this guy makes some phenomenal electric instruments, including PAC_MAN!!!

Chock full of video today…. Two guys clowning around.

I am not sure how to describe this. It has to be one of the best human body animations that I have ever seen. If you click on the girl you can actually catch her and move her around, but the limpness that she falls with is….well, creepy.

Ok. All these little animated shorts are fun as hell, but did you ever stop to think what went in to making them? Here is a short movie that shows all the steps and this is the completed movie. Warning! There is a brief cartoon nekkid woman that may get your HR dept in a tizzy, but not really naughty.

NO! CRISIS! CRISIS! If this isn’t a reason to invade China, I don’t know what is! Woe is US!

In the words of Forest Gump, “ That’s all I have to say about that.”

Peace

Friday, June 17, 2005

Lousy no good dirty rotten day....

Once again we come to Friday. Most Friday’s I would be looking forward to the weekend. And I am looking forward to this weekend, being father’s day and all. But this particular Friday is….well, just a shithole of a day. Lucky you, cuz I ain’t goin’ into it.

Let’s get to the linkage shall we?

Don’t drink the Drano. I don’t know about you, but I found this a little creepy.

I really need to learn how to use photoshop

I love kids. And this little guy dances his butt off. And he is SO little!

Ok. Now I admit we used to do this into a snow bank when I was a kid, but….Damn!!!

Have you seen the Paris Hilton video where the nasty assed (come on, you know that elitist bitch doesn’t wipe her own ass!) peroxide blond bimbo slut (see web video of her and the ex-boyfriend) washed the car and eats a hamburger? It pissed off just about everyone. I personally didn’t care for it. Thinking of Paris Hilton when I try to eat makes me want to vomit violently! So now you may be getting the idea that I don’t care much for Paris Hilton, and you would be correct. That is probably why I found this clip so damn funny. *You know, this little rant has made me feel a bit better.*

I would just like to take a minute and say how much I love my wife. I don’t do that enough and I wanted to do it publicly *sort of, if anyone reads this thing*. Its sites like this that REALLY make it clear what a wonderful woman I am married to. The only standing argument at our house is whether its Duck, Duck, Goose *me* or Duck, Duck, Grey Duck *the wife*.

It’s a boat. It’s an airplane. Its just cool!

Umm…don’t know about this one or this one. The corporate internet police have decided that these sights are bad for my health.

This guy is awesome? Gaijin SMASH!!!

There. Post is done. Now leave me alone, and you, in the back, SHUT UP!

Friday, June 10, 2005

Huge update....and a fine use of the Taser

Greetings true believers and thanks for reading my blog. I know, I should update more often, but hey, I am a busy guy!

First up on the link list:

The reverse tattoo or creative uses for body hair. You decide.

You know that song oh Caroline? Well this is not it. But it does have a Caroline!

Sure, everyone can play the guitar. Now you can try your hands at the drums.

For those who are Fans of Middle Earth. An alternate conversation; I think these are really clever, screenshots from the film with different dialogue. I don’t know who has time to sift through the facial expressions, but thanks!

For all you race fans. Step by step instructions on how to turn your car into a race car video game.

Cool things you can do with the kids and it only cost the money that it takes to print them out.

Remember the awesome shot by Tiger at the masters? Ever wonder how it went in? Here are a few different explanations.

Star Wars with Veggies….Someone has way to much time on their hands, even more than me!!!

Ok, if you have your own web page or design them, this is just to frikkin’ cool. A browser in a browser!!!

Ever wonder if your internet connection was as fast as what the company who sold it to you said it was? Now you can check it yourself, and its easy to decipher!

And you thought your haircut was bad!

OK, I like vampires and zombies. This, although it is quite long, is probably the most original and well done vampire take off I have ever seen. Well worth the time it takes to get through it.

For those who like to be behind the camera. PAY ATTENTION – The subject matter is a bit surreal, but the photos on this page are top notch.

I am only linking to this because I live here. I do not do this. But I would. And I might yet.

What’s in your Sausage? No, nothing like Sinclairs “The Jungle”. Funny, and again, too much time on their hands.

This is how I WANT to arrive at meetings.

LightSaber educational film. I must see for all lightsaber owners!

One of the places I get video from: apollopony

AAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! You were warned!!!

Storm Chasing is cool. Video of the tornado from feet away…AWESOME!!!

Shuffle up and deal!

Ok. I know my friends and my family. I am taking donations now to help finance the building of this jetpack!!!! Because you ALL want to try it out!

Last thing today, I think everyone should pick up the phone and call the Boyton Beach Police Department in Florida and tell them what a good job they are doing training their officers. And congratulate them for having the balls to put this video on the web and defend their officer for doing his job. Be sure to take the time and watch the original footage on the bottom of the page. It starts earlier and you find out why the officer is trying to get the woman out of her vehicle.